Saturday, September 11, 2010

Send bill to your lobbyist, file under 'research'

As we near Election season in DC, let's do some political research. 
Check your coat and political correctness at the door,  Clydes welcomes all types. 

707 7th Street, NW, Washington, DC 20001
Metro: Gallery Place-Chinatown
Price: Flexible. Menu to please all, except the indecisive. 
Starters/Salads are $6-10
Sandwiches $9-15
Entres $15-24


Attire:  Please come dressed up as the embodiment of a political party
 (American or otherwise.)
(Your own, or otherwise.)

Choices include, but are not limited to:
 - Democrat
 - Republican
 - Green
 - Independent
 - Libertarian
 - Apathetic
 - Constitution
 - Socialist
 - Labor
 - Marxist Communist
 - Bleeding heart liberal
 - Far right wing republican (Crys every night watching Glen Beck)
 - Utah Republican (see above.  Bonus points for Utah county representation.)
 - Tea (ditto)
 - Utah Democrat
 - Joe the plumber (You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.)
 - Republican apologist (I'm sorry I'm right all the time.)
 - Fair-weather Intern! (HI! I'm cindy/stacy/jennifer! and I am going to be president! because I am in DC for three whole months!  I am a democrat/republican! whichever is more popular now!

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